#Mayogate 2015 -
Open Challenge to Lou
Rusconi and his Toilet People.
To end #Mayogate,
I propose putting your toilet money where your mayo-mouth is.
Let's settle this whole debacle the way things were
handled in less civilized times
with ART. If Lou Rusconi
can manage to sell $800 worth of artwork through Hyaena by 12/31/15,
Bill Shafer, will eat mayonnaise. Anyone who knows me will understand
how horrifying even the thought of mayo is to me.
If Lou does not make the proposed sales goal, he must make a
public apology to me for the entirety of #Mayogate. He will create
drawing of himself being made humble by the Iron Sheik, and he
will promise to defend me from anyone still wishing to participate
If Lou can make the goal with the help of his Toilet People,
I will formally apologize to Lou for my part in #Mayogate. I
will then be tied
to a chair and blindfolded while Lou feeds me a spoonful of mayonnaise,
the most disgusting thing on the face of the earth.
This event will be filmed and posted for the collective Toilet
People. I do not want to do this, and I guarantee you it will
happen again. My only caveat is that Lou supply me with a vomit
8/28/15 Bill Shafer
is interviewed by sickofyourcrap.com
and reveals a fear and loathing of mayonnaise.
8/28/15 - 11/14/15 Lou Rusconi begins a campaign of
against Bill Shafer. Starting with subtle taunts of mayonnaise,
culminating in one major night of aggression. Lou encourages
people to bring the awful condiment to Hyaena for the CineSlaughter
exhibit artist reception. Lou spreads false propaganda.
11/15/15 After repeated attempts to get
Lou to stop the mayo terror,
campaign Bill is forced to give him a negative Yelp! review. Lou is outraged. His terrible
11/17/15 Lou's relentless attacks result
in Bill giving him a negative Amazon
review. Lou's supporters
are angered and his attacks continue. His refusal to be a reasonable
person results in all of his art being censored. Lou only becomes more disgusting.
11/18/15 Elite hacker group and social justice
warriors, Anonymous, warn Lou to end what in now being
called #Mayogate. Lou continues undaunted and Anonymous releases
10 facts about Lou Rusconi:
This also happens.
11/19/15 Shawn Lewis from Rottencotton.com
forcibly imposes himself into the Shafer/Rusconi
mayo war. He chooses the wrong side and is rewarded a negative
Yelp! review. Rusconi and Rotten Cotton
fans become enraged and the term "Toilet People" is coined to describe these terrible
11/20/15 Lou refuses to back down. He issues a verbal challenge to Shafer.
11/22/15 "Someone" makes a "fake"
Facebook profile pretending to be Lou Rusconi. The fake profile
posts several apologies to Bill Shafer and asks his supporters
to put an end to #Mayogate. The profile is sadly reported and
deleted by toilet people.
11/22/15 Toilet person, Miranda Murry creates
an obviously fake Yelp! review for Bill Shafer. She not
only gets reported, but she incurs a negative Yelp!
review of her own
to stew upon. She private messages Bill and apologizes profusely.
Bill forgives her. Lou Continues taunting Bill. Lou is not forgiven.
11/23/15 In response to relentless mayo
taunts by Lou, a fight is proposed. Sizzler chooses a side in #mayogate.
11/23/15 A #Mayogate 2015 Wikipedia page is created and within hours
is mysteriously taken down by a supposed toilet person.
11/25/15 Bill reveals, in an intimate video, the toll that #Mayogate has taken
on him and those around him. He calls for #mayogate to end. Lou
11/26/15 - 12/1/15
Bill endures a
tireless barrage of insults, falsehoods, and mayo terrorism from Lou Rusconi and his toilet
12/2/15 Bill issues a challenge to end
#Mayogate once and for all. The
toilet people will pay.
Purchase Lou Rusconi's
Each Purchase Brings Lou Closer to His Goal